Fair enough. Let’s try this one:
Genesis 28:15 And, behold, I am with thee, and will keep thee in all places whither thou goest, and will bring thee again into this land; for I will not leave thee, until I have done that which I have spoken to thee of.
Did God ever leave Jacob?
Anything else meant here such as the comments you made, sound unserious and ridiculous.
Protestants are the ones who come off as both unserious and ridiculous when they try to teach the Word of God based upon their modern day interpretations rather than trying to get an understanding of the ancient cultures and languages that brought about the Scripture.