9-year-old author reveals secrets of picking up girls

9-year-old author reveals secrets of picking up girls****
Alec Greven offers tips based on research at recess: ‘Don’t date too many’

By Mike Celizic
TODAYShow.com contributor
updated 1 hour, 9 minutes ago

Forget the psychologists and relationship experts, guys. If you really want to know how to meet girls, snuggle up to a clever little book written by 9-year-old love guru Alec Greven.

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“It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry,” he writes in Chapter Three.

“Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”

He advises, “The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don’t let them get to you.”

Isn’t 9 years old a bit too young to be thinking about romantic relationships!?

At least he admits it:

“I’m a little too young,” he said. He says don’t fall in love “until at least middle school”.

Now, he’s just finished a children’s book about the Watergate scandal, LOL!!!

Whose relative of his is in the publishing industry that would bother to print what he thinks?

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