9-year-old author reveals secrets of picking up girls

9-year-old author reveals secrets of picking up girls****
Alec Greven offers tips based on research at recess: ‘Don’t date too many’

By Mike Celizic
TODAYShow.com contributor
updated 1 hour, 9 minutes ago

Forget the psychologists and relationship experts, guys. If you really want to know how to meet girls, snuggle up to a clever little book written by 9-year-old love guru Alec Greven.


“It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry,” he writes in Chapter Three.

“Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”

He advises, “The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don’t let them get to you.”

Isn’t 9 years old a bit too young to be thinking about romantic relationships!?

At least he admits it:

“I’m a little too young,” he said. He says don’t fall in love “until at least middle school”.

Now, he’s just finished a children’s book about the Watergate scandal, LOL!!!

Whose relative of his is in the publishing industry that would bother to print what he thinks?

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