A few funny sentences

Q: What is the sentence that a Jewish Princess never hears?
A: Attention K-Mart shoppers!

Q: What is the sentence you never hear in a redneck household?
A: You can never fix that with a duct-tape!

Q: What us the sentence you will never hear from a religious apologist?
A: I stand corrected!

The three most unbelievable sentences:

  1. Of course I will respect you in the morning.
  2. The check is in the mail.
  3. I am from the government and I am here to help you!

Add a few of your own. :slight_smile:

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Most common phrase on a redneck’s tombstone
"Here, hold my beer and watch this…"

One from humorist P.J.O’Rourke
"Giving money and power to a politician is like giving whiskey and car keys to a teenage boy!"

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