Q: What is the sentence that a Jewish Princess never hears?
A: Attention K-Mart shoppers!
Q: What is the sentence you never hear in a redneck household?
A: You can never fix that with a duct-tape!
Q: What us the sentence you will never hear from a religious apologist?
A: I stand corrected!
The three most unbelievable sentences:
- Of course I will respect you in the morning.
- The check is in the mail.
- I am from the government and I am here to help you!
Add a few of your own.