Me and my Muslim friend were bored out of our skulls earlier today. So we decided to have a pointless nonsensical Qu’ran-versus-Bible shouting match. We’d each shout out whatever verse numbers in our respected holy books came to mind at each other, and some of them actually matched! Highlight of the quarrel was this:
Me: Psalm 143!
Me: Proverbs 17:7!
It’s really funny because I only remember Bible verses at the most inappropriate of times