And now from the Zambia National Broadcasting Corporation, we have this about our lost sheep… er um… shepherd… um… whatever, H.E. Emmanuel Milingo:
Milingo launches the 3rd Vatican
Ex-communicated Catholic Archbishop, Emmanuel Milingo says the Movement for Married Priests is in the process of establishing the third Vatican Council to shape the future of the renewed Catholic Church.
Archbishop Milingo said the third Vatican Council will be launched in South Korea before the end of this month. [Do I detect a little full Moonie influence here?]
He told ZNBC news shortly before he and his wife Maria Sung left for South Korea that proposals for the foundation have already been made.
Archbishop Milingo also said the movement is preparing for the Universal Peace Federation meeting.
He indicated that faith based groups will soon hold a symposium on Catholicism.
Archbishop Milingo boasted that his organisation will provide air tickets for delegates from the Zambia Episcopal Conference (ZEC) if they are willing to attend the ceremony.
The Archbishop, 78, leads 150,000 married priests across the world. [150K…. yah… riiiight….]
He was ex-communicated for holding divergent views from the Catholic Church and marrying priests. [Not to mention his own deal….]
As our good friend, the official WDTPRS parodist offered us some comic relief…
… to the tune of the famous song in The Sound of Music:
How do you solve a problem like Milingo He sneaks around and can’t be found, Until he’s on TV… He takes a Moonie for a wife, Embracing heresy; And underneath his mitre, Seems his lost his sanity. I heard him once professing Docetism. He’s always breaking canons But his penitence is real He’s always late for everything Except for every meal I hate to have to say it But I very firmly feel Milingo’s even worse than Charlie Curran! I’d like to say a word in his behalf (then say it, Sr. Margaretta) Milingo makes me… laugh. How do you solve a problem like Milingo? How do you make a bishop keep in line? How do you find a word that means Milingo? A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown! If bishops are dogs, Emmanuel is a dingo Which even a German Shepherd couldn’t tame. So how do you make him stay And shut up for just one day? How do you keep a crosier from his hand? Oh, how do you solve a problem like Milingo? How do you keep a Moonie’s feet on land? When I’m with him I’m distressed Things he blesses don’t seem blessed And you never know what stunt he’s pulling next He’s defiant as M. Luther Wacky as Rosemary Reuther He’s a bishop! He’s a nutcase! He’s a wreck! He’s a Gnostic without Gnoss Like a crosier sans a cross He could make a Trappist hermit scream out loud He is funny, he wild Pray his wife is not with child! He’s a headache, he’s amusing He’s a looooooon How do you solve a problem like Milingo? How do you make a bishop keep in line? How do you find a word that means Milingo? A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown! Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him: Celibacy’s not just a papal whim So how do you make him stay And shut up for just one day? How do you keep a crosier from his hand? Oh, how do you solve a problem like Milingo? How do you keep a Moonie’s feet on land?