Banned because #31 was my number when I played for the Pittsburgh Steelwheelers.
Banned for reminding me about ice cream.
Banned because Baskin-Robbins didn’t even occur to me. We don’t have one in Morgantown.
Banned for further reminding me that ours closed awhile ago.
Banned because you might be a redneck if your favorite ice cream shop also sells guns and fishing gear. (Mountaineer Ice Cream on US Rt. 119 here in Morgantown does.)
Banned for not having to drive a fair distance to Cabela’s to buy a knife.
Banned because the nearest Cabela’s (that I know of) is an hour and a half away, near Wheeling.
Banned for clearly not being a regular patron of Cabelas.
Banned for being correct. In fact, I don’t even think I’ve ever been in a Cabela’s.
Banned for being a unique and wonderful individual! So there.
Banned because in our neck of the woods that gets you a hearty “BLESS YUR HEART!”
Banned for living in the woods
Banned for pointing out I may or may live on a dirt road.
Banned for Brooks & Dunn:
Banned for promoting Brooks and Dunn, YIKES!
Banned for disliking Country Music.
Banned for an affront on the Music-Listening public.
Banned because I’m listening to Mozart at the moment.
Banned because someone doesn’t merely listen to Mozart. You experience it.
Banned for experiencing Mozart