Banned for exploiting poor little animals for our amusement.
Banned for being against fun.
Banned for having too much fun.
Banned because we ain’t never had too much fun!
Banned because there’s no such thing as too much fun especially when you’re Catholic.
Banned because Catholicism is the party religion!!! Seriously, how many feast days do we have?
Banned for mentioning feast days. Now I’m hungry. Mmm…
Banned because feast days require pie!
Banned because you didn’t give me a pumpkin pie.
Wait, are we talking about pie again? It must be because it’s Fall. Banned because it’s not Thanksgiving yet.
Banned because we should give thanks every day.
Banned because that ambitious squirrel who thinks he can eat the whole smashed pumpkin in front of my house is soooo cute!
Banned because squirrels are hoarders (nuts).
Banned because that’s just nuts.
Banned because sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don’t.
Banned because there are mounds and mounds of crazy people here.
Banned for making me hungry (singing about Mounds and Almond Joy).
Banned for promoting PB&J.
Banned because I’m in the mood for cheese.