Banned for playing with the English language.
Banned in Gaelic then. toirmisc toirmeasc
Propter interdictum Hibernica.
Banned for being obtuse.
Я запрещаю вам запутывать.
Banned for assuming that we want to suppress the will.
Banned because I was left out of the will.
Banned because the will was written in Russian.
Banned for alliteration with those last two words.
Banned for relying on really random repetitive recitations, regardless.
Oh, nice. I see what you did there.
Banned for no reason!!!
Banned for being unreasonable.
Oh, that cuts deep. Deeeep, man.
But, banned for standing up for logic and common sense.
Banned because logic and common sense have little to do with each other.
Banned for technicalities.
Banned for fuzzy bark.
Banned for trying to bring reason to a poster during the fall season. It falls short.
Banned because now I can’t ban RandomAlias.
Banned for banning together in randomness.
Is that something like, “Banned for banding together in banded banality?”
Also, banned for having a computer. Technology is the tool of the Devil. I avoid it at all costs.