Banned for obtuse humor.
Banned for using the word “obtuse.”
Six days have I banned, but on the seventh day I will rest.
Banned for hijacking Sunday. Now go get me some tamales. Thanks!
Banned for hogging the tamales.
Banned for making a big deal out of pork tamales.
Banned for being insensitive to Jews who keep kosher.
Banned because I’m in agreement with you.
Banned because we’re catholic here. Bring on the pig!!!
Banned because I love Bacon!!!
Banned because I hate bacon.
Banned because there is no bacon.
Banned for bacon abuse.
Banned for being a bacon, bacon, bacon-holic.
Banned because there’s an echo in here.
ECHO, ECHO, Echo, echo…
Banned because I can’t hear you.
Banned because you caused my ECHO device to go off, now Alexa won’t shut up.
Banned for letting Big Brother into your house.
Banned because Alexa has a woman’s voice.
Banned for letting Big Sister into your house.