I’d love to.
Banned for breaking my diet.
Banned for even thinking of dieting during the holidays.
Banned because my first Weight Watchers meeting is tomorrow.
Banned because I really should join Weight Watchers.
Banned because diets are overrated.
Banned because, “Down with diets!!!”
Banned for not encouraging me in my weight loss goals.
Banned because you’re right.
(Good luck. I know how hard it is to lose weight and keep it off.)
Banned because the real way to lose weight is to give up dairy.
(I’ve never done it because I’m a college student and I actually need to gain weight but it worked for my parents)
Banned because adding milk and cream to everything will make you gain weight. (Personal experience.)
Banned because that means I have to cut out ice cream.
Banned for even thinking about giving up ice cream.
Frozen yogurt is good.
Banned because the TCBY here in Morgantown closed years ago. (Is TCBY still in business?)
(Self ban for editing post: Yes, they’re still around. Two locations near Pittsburgh.)
Banned for reminding me that our local fro-yo place is closing soon as well.
Banned because this thread has more replies than views. How is that possible???
Banned because viewing this thread is making me hungry. Baskin Robbins has some good fro-yo.
Banned because we don’t have a Baskin-Robbins in Morgantown.
We do, however, have a locally owned gelato shop. (Lots of Italian-Americans in North Central WV.)
Banned because we don’t have a local gelato shop near me.
Pre-banning the next person for taking the 500th post.
I’m so banned.