Clean Dad jokes

While I’m sure some of us, if not many, aren’t dads or mothers alike, I know we know dad jokes. I’d like to hear your best, just keep it moral/clean. I’ll go first!

Why can’t plush animals eat? Because they’re already stuffed.

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What rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore.

What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European .

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

The secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell “Donald, duck!”


I don’t like incense jokes. They are just……THURIBLE!

Did that last joke leave you feeling……INCENSED?

Seriously, though, incense jokes ought to be……CENSERED!


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