Curmudgeons Down Under


#283

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Drinking the Mudgeonly Coffee. Drink up me harties Yo Ho!


#284

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.


#285

Of those choices, I’ll take the bottle of rum please.


#286

#287

We’re a motley crew for sure :slight_smile: :clown_face::lying_face::japanese_goblin::face_with_monocle::nerd_face::crazy_face::space_invader:


#288

**Not sure who is who…


#289

Not sure it matters


#290

I’m the parrot for sure.


#291

I’m the pretty one. :angry::smoking:


#292

I’ll go for the light green one with those adorable purple bows


#293

Don’t blame me if you get eaten by a dragon – it was 0Scarlett’s idea to kill all the characters. :rage:

How about a compromise? You and any other whiny curmudgeons out there get to BE the dragons. You go on a rampage and get rid of the non-dragon curmudgeons, as well as any annoying family members or ex-husbands/ex-wives (so long as you’re sure they’re in a state of grace).

Then the curmudgeon dragons, aided by a Koala Man, battle with giant sandworms.

In the end the dragons bring peace to the world and open their own chain of coffee shops.

The end.


#294

That’s doable. The only problem; most of the exes are not in a state of grace. :angry:


#295

As the resident hippie curmudgeon, I’ll be Puff the Magic Dragon (I do live by the sea, and I can be a bit of a rascal).


#297

“Dragon! I loved that coffee and you changed it! You tricked me, dragon! No matter where you fly, no matter where you go, I will find you! Today I make a new vow! I will spend the rest of my life hunting you down!”

:coffee::dragon_face::peace_symbol:


#298

Any story line based on a collective effort from the Curmudgeons will fail in two places: “collective” and “effort”.

:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

Still hurting from the response to my recent attempt to unite us in a good cause.

You lot couldn’t even spill coffee and whine at the same time.

:rage:


#299

Spill coffee? Spill coffee??

How DARE you.


#300

Spilling both coffee and wine at the same time is a serious crime. Think about all that good liquid going to waste.


#301

Mop it up and send I to the breakfast thread,Stephie will take care of it,and leave the bugs and dust bunnies to give it body,there’s a good man :mask:


#302

What a great idea!

:yum:

I’ll pass it on to the Mudgie Cleaning and Catering Committee.


#303

YOU are on the Mudgie Cleaning and Catering Committee? Hmph. That explains a lot about the condition of this place.

:older_woman::smoking:


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