Here in Fresno we have to worry about the cult of the great worm…
The Native Americans in this area worship an above average sized sandworm said to be the mother of all sandworms predating early man in the primordial Central Valley after the oceans had receded.
Some think these being are simple life forms that were possessed by sentient alien intelligence millions of years ago and that they are rivals fighting for the dominance of the earth said to be their original home before they ascended leaving for the stars.
The instrument of their defeat comes as canned spam.
The old ones can’t stand the stuff.