Fictional Essay: Pope Francis Condemns Racism and Declares That “All Religions Are True” and There is No Hell at Historic Third Vatican Council

Pope Francis Condemns Racism and Declares That “All Religions Are True” at Historic Third Vatican Council

So…should we be panicking?

[quote=]The Third Vatican Council concluded today with Pope Francis announcing that Catholicism is now a “modern and reasonable religion, which has undergone evolutionary changes. The time has come to abandon all intolerance. We must recognize that religious truth evolves and changes. Truth is not absolute or set in stone. Even atheists acknowledge the divine. Through acts of love and charity the atheist acknowledges God as well, and redeems his own soul, becoming an active participant in the redemption of humanity.”

One statement in the Pope’s speech has sent traditionalists into a fit of confusion and hysteria. “God is changing and evolving as we are, For God lives in us and in our hearts. When we spread love and kindness in the world, we touch our own divinity and recognize it. The Bible is a beautiful holy book, but like all great and ancient works, some passages are outdated. Some even call for intolerance or judgement. The time has come to see these verses as later interpolations, contrary to the message of love and truth, which otherwise radiates through scripture. In accordance with our new understanding, we will begin to ordain women as cardinals, bishops and priests. In the future, it is my hope that we will have a woman pope one day. Let no door be closed to women that is open to men!”

"…We will consider excommunication for those whose souls willingly dwell in the darkness and evil of intolerance and racism. Satan himself is a metaphor or a personification, for the collective evils of mankind. Today, these evils manifest foremost as racism, intolerance, religious persecution and bigotries of all kinds.”

Did the pope really say these things? And if not, can I have help arguing against this? Because already people are spreading this article around and saying how good it is =<

This is a satire article, not real. Please tell that to everyone you see posting it!

Not a news article. It is a fictional story at a satirical site. Look at the disclaimer on that site… and. … there is no 3rd Vatican Council going on right now.

It is all a poor attempt at humor and it seems to be fooling a lot of people. Rest assured it is fiction.

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