All of which reminds me of some very funny lyrics by Frank Zappa …
I’m The Slime
by Frank Zappa
I am gross and perverted, I’m obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years, but very little has changed
I’m the tool of the Government and industry too
For I am destined to rule and regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious, but you can’t look away
I make you think I’m delicious with the stuff that I say
I’m the best you can get, have you guessed me yet?
I’m the slime oozin’ out from your TV set
You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t got for help…no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled; it has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told until the rights to you are sold
That’s right, folks … Don’t touch that dial!
Well, I am the slime from your video, oozin’ along on your livin’ room floor
I am the slime from your video, can’t stop the slime, people, look at me go!