The Halloween Conspiracy
We all know that “Halloween” is evil. After all, it is Catholic in origin. But do we know the real criminal behind it? Jack Chick! It turns out he was in league with the Pope all along! He was quoted saying “Halloween (is)… bad.” And what do the pope’s allies do? They lie! This obviously means that Jack Chick thinks Halloween is good! Need further proof? Examine the chart below.
and so on and so forth…
That’s right. C=3! And what is 3 multiplied by 2? 6! And how many C’s are in Jack Chick’s name? 3! Three C’s make 666!
There you have it! Jack Chick is pure Catholic evil! He invented Halloween! Do you think it is coincidence that the pumpkins are called Jack-o-lanterns? I think not!