I hope you’re reading about your present from the Catholic church in that book, otherwise i’d take it back for a refund (I kid, i kid! :rotfl:)
Anyway, as I getting up to leave, this young man says “excuse me, I couldn’t help noticing the book you were reading.” I thought he was interested in the book but then he says, “You might want to read this.” And he hands me a little book from the Watchtower.
I look at the book, which has a lot of pictures and small words. And then I look at my book, which has a lot of footnotes and Aramaic. And I just started laughing.
Oh boy do I have one for you… It’s sunday morning, i’m in a rush to get ready for Mass. There’s a knock on the door and two JW types are there to tell me about a free bible study for people who blah blah blah ZZZZzzzzz… At any rate, the dog slips out the front door too (he likes new people A LOT). I inform our uninvited guests that they need to ignore the dog because, being a cocker, he pees when excited.
At any rate, good old tommy (short for thomas aquinas) puts his front paws up on the guy standing in back, and the guy reaches down to pet him. BAM! Tommy lets the guy have it full bore. I pretend not to notice, and the OTHER guy obviously didn’t see because he keeps talking merrily along. JW number 2, the pee victim, is wiggling his foot uncomfortably and finally says “well, we’ve got a lot of houses to hit, we’d better get going.”
I say my goodbye, call tommy inside where he goes to hide (he knows he’s normally in trouble when he pees. I think he was a bit confused when i gave him a doggy treat… I hope God’s not mad at me for enjoying that lovely little pre-mass moment.