This is done in jest; I don’t need any “chin up, you’ll find someone” platitudes. K, thnx.
Phew! Don’t have to give any false sympathy then!
(Seriously, is that a real thing somewhere? Seems like it would be.)
I stumbled on it years ago (probably a salty greeting card), thought it was funny and endeavoref to post this every year. Just for silliness
Today (Feb 15) used to be a feast day of the patron saint of single people, St. Faustinus.
He was an early Christian martyr from Brescia and in southern Europe has been regarded as the “anti-Valentine” saint.
St. Faustinus, pray for us!