- Slam the door in thier face.
- Smile, nod and gently close the door.
- Listen for a very brief time, apologize that you must go, take tract, close door.
- Take time to listen, take tract, repeat prayer of salvation, and promise to visit the church the following Sunday.
- Sick the dog on them.
- Receive the Lord as Savior and tell them you have a church other than the one on the back of the tract.
- Pretend not to understand the language they are speaking.
- Answer the door totally nude except for a hideous African mask
- Start witnessing right back to them and out-witness them with your own tracts and Bible. If possible, offer them a free Rosary and Holy Water.
#9 is my personal favorite.