Have they given up on me?!?!?
The last time I got a knock on the door by either one of them was 1992, and I thought it was a friend of mine that was over at my house to pick me up a bit early…so, I went downstairs to open the door for him (in my boxers, half asleep - and, not to brag, but I’m a fine specimen of mankind, especially 15 years ago), and, upon opening the door, there’s a lady and a teenage girl, (quite a cutie from what I remember) her protege I assume, standing there holding their literature, staring at me, a half naked, rather well built young man. They stutter off their propaganda, and me, quite stunned to see a couple of ladies at my door was equally stunned (I was a Catholic gentleman, even back then) said “sorry”, and slammed the door…
To this day I feel bad about being rude, and I feel bad about presenting myself in such a way, but I know it really wasn’t my fault…anyway, they never came back, which I was upset about for weeks because the young girl really was quite a cutie! Until I met my wife, I always felt she could have made a great Catholic convert wife with a dozen kids!
Anyway, why haven’t I had any visitors (JW’s or Mormons) since then?!? Did I get put on their “perverts for life” list or something???