It is about a witch who fights Angels well I guess because they are attacking her. She doesn't remember her past. She sells their Halos for wepons after killing them. They don't look like Angels more like monsters. Anywho the Angels are trying to resurect their creator Jubileus to I think destroy the world and make it perfect. I guess Jubileus is their Goddess or something but before Bayonetta refers to God as a him before... Mabye Jubileus is suppose to work for God? Anywho the Lumen Sages, who alied themselves with the Angels, were losing the war or lost it got humans to persecue the witches. The witches ally themselves with the Demons. The witches are mostly killed out except for 2, 2 of our main charecters. One, Bayonetta is put asleep for 500 years, and wakes up with no memory. Long story whort she is the left eye to awaken Jubileus the Creator and is the daughter of a Lumen Sage and Umbra Witch. Which broke the clans agreement which caused the mother to be imprisioned for life and mabye the father exiled. In the end tJUbileus awakens, is defeated and Bayonetta summons I guess the opposite of Jubileus which punches her into the sun. And they are up to their old antics again in the ending. Keep in mind they don't use actaul Angel names and such they name them like Joy and other stuff and there are spheres of Angels.
Bayoneta alies herself with a man named Rodin who sells her wepons who was a former Angel kicked out of Paradiso who went to inferno, left and started his own sort of bar. He probably is based on the Devil.
I beat the game a few times but now think it might be wrong.
Also they speak a language made by a man who said it was what angels speak, and it was a time during the middle ages. It appently can be used in Magick and might deal with it. Both angels say it in the game and Bayoneta/Jeanne when they summon Demons to kill the Angel bosses. The Angel bosses usually get dragged down to Inferno.
This game doesn't take itself seriusly though, and the plot can be interpreted a little differently. I might have gotten things a little wrong though.
It is a fun game though. :) The only thing that bothers me is the endochian language and Rodin but he acts meh a little funny.
The sex, nudity and sexual jokes don't bother me and are sometimes funny aswell.
Well that seems like it... so thank you!!!!!!!!:D:D:D