A husband went to the police station to file a “Missing person report” for his missing wife:
HUSBAND:- Iv’e lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.
INSPECTOR:- What is her height?.
HUSBAND:- I never really checked.
INSPECTOR:- Slim or healthy?.
HUSBAND:- Slim, but not healthy.
INSPECTOR:- Colour of her eyes?.
HUSBAND:- Never took much notice.
INSPECTOR:- Colour of hair?.
HUSBAND:- Changes according to season.
INSPECTOR:- What was she wearing?,
HUSBAND:- Not sure whether it was a dress or suit.
INSPECTOR:- Was she driving?.
INSPECTOR:- What is the number, name and colour of the car?..
HUSBAND:- Black Audi 8, with superchared 3.0 litre engine, generating 333 horse power, teamed with an eight speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions, and has a very thin light scratch on the left door… He then started to cry.
INSPECTOR:- Don’t worry sir,…we will find your car.