I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.
I think he must be plotting something.
Me- Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?
Alexa- apple juice
I quit my new job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
a woman tells her husband
Honey, one of your shoes is black, and the other is brown!"
, “Yes, I noticed it myself. I went to change but when I looked in the closet, the only other pair I had was also one black and one brown”