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( So excited, my first day as a cop! )

Me: Suspect is dancing naked through the town.
Dispatch: Copy that.
Me: I’ll try, but I’m not much of a dancer…
:woman_facepalming:t4:

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Q: Why do they say “family tree?”

A: if you look.hard enough, you’re bound to find some sap in it.

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And a few nuts, too.

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