This page lists some of the most humorous verses that are found in the Quran and the Hadith that scholars have quoted.
Would you be interested in some body guards???:o
I have your back! Try not to get stoned to death too early though, as the prophet(:rolleyes: ) says, Satan often urinates in my ears, and I oversleep!
Those are hillarious!
As long as Muhammed thinks I’m laughing with him…
I will try not to get stoned
Sahih Bukhari 8:74:261
Narrated Anas: Whenever Allah’s Apostle greeted somebody, he used to greet him three times, and if he spoke a sentence, he used to repeat it thrice
In the Name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit?:bigyikes:
These passages are HILARIOUS :extrahappy: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: