Little Rock, Arkansas, Church Rolls Out a Novel Fix for Bat Problem

They learned that thousands of bats were in the church’s attic. Since then they have started an adopt a bat program.

:smiley: Clever.

There’s a bit of a joke on that subject.

A parish had a problem with bats in the steeple. They tried noisemakers, they tried sealing up the entries, but to no avail

A retired monsignor finally found a way. He brought in the bishop to Confirm all the bats and they never saw them around the Church again…

…except at Easter and Christmas. :smiley:

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