Name 3 reasons why you're not God

  1. I’m too lazy.
  2. Nobody “gets” me!.
  3. I can barely keep track of my own day. How am I supposed to manage all those prayers?


  1. I’m not smart enough.

  2. I’m not nice enough.

  3. I tried being God for awhile, but that didn’t work out, so I backed off of that plan and went submissive to the REAL God.

  1. too much pride!!! :rolleyes:

  2. not enough patience!!! :banghead:

  3. too lazy!!! :yawn:

  4. I never put in an application for the job. :wink:

  1. no-one wants to worship me :crying:
  2. couldn’t create a flea much less a universe
  3. can’t keep a potplant alive … wouldn’t bode well for me sustaining anything I created …


when satan wanted to be like God he was cast into hell. he was selfish, and a liar, and the father of the lie. he wanted the worship that God has.

no one should want to be God. and iam glad that iam me.

  1. He created me, so I cant be me if i created 'me’
    2.I cant organise my life, how can i organise a world and universe.
  2. Id cheat on lotto too much.

  1. Im lazy
  2. Not enough patience
  3. Hate to garden, hate bugs, hate spiders–See I have no AGAPE LOVE:crying:


I only need one reason…I exist.

  1. heart
  2. liver
  3. lungs

  1. Solipsism is just silly
  2. Other people know that I exist
  3. If I’m omniscient, how come I can’t come up with something to round out a list of three?

  1. When I talk, STUFF doesn’t come from it, just words.
  2. Much as I pretend to, I don’t know everything.
  3. If I was God, I would make it so that I owned a Wii. I don’t yet own a Wii.

  1. i love him too much to soil His name with my lame impression of Him

  2. i cant keep my room clean for more thana week

  3. i care way too much about my family to leave them to be god

  1. I struggle with sin.
  2. I’ve created nothing.
  3. I barely know what my family’s thinking, let alone the whole world.

  1. I’m not wise enough.
  2. I’m not omnicient.
  3. I’m impatient.

  1. Alone, I cannot save myself from the gates of hell.

  2. I cannot forgive sins on my own.

  3. I fall too much and I’m not perfect.


For starters

  1. I know who my parents are.

  2. I know my birthdate.

  3. I don’t know what will happen 1 second from now, let alone what will hppen in 10 years.

  1. The universe would be a wreck if the same artistic and organizational skills that I apply to my office were to be applied to creation.
  2. I can’t even get my kids to obey me, much less the winds and seas.
  3. A die hard Red Sox fan as God? Puhleeze! My first day in office I would wipe out New York City.

  1. I would send half of the Yankees to hell. (Shame on me for even thinking that).

  2. I have messed up things so badly I can’t even count how many times.

3.I probably would have destroyed the Earth on Good Friday.

Thank God I’m not God.



  1. finite
  2. created
  3. capable of sin



PS: The real reason is the same as why I am not St. Peter, or St. Paul, or and angel. God is God and I am me.

  1. I don’t wanna be God.
  2. My kids don’t want me to be God.
  3. The job’s already filled.

My dogs think I am God…but they’re not a reliable source…:smiley:

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