Name 3 reasons why you're not God


#1
  1. I’m too lazy.
  2. Nobody “gets” me!.
  3. I can barely keep track of my own day. How am I supposed to manage all those prayers?

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#2
  1. I’m not smart enough.

  2. I’m not nice enough.

  3. I tried being God for awhile, but that didn’t work out, so I backed off of that plan and went submissive to the REAL God.


#3
  1. too much pride!!! :rolleyes:

  2. not enough patience!!! :banghead:

  3. too lazy!!! :yawn:

  4. I never put in an application for the job. :wink:


#4
  1. no-one wants to worship me :crying:
  2. couldn’t create a flea much less a universe
  3. can’t keep a potplant alive … wouldn’t bode well for me sustaining anything I created …

#5

when satan wanted to be like God he was cast into hell. he was selfish, and a liar, and the father of the lie. he wanted the worship that God has.

no one should want to be God. and iam glad that iam me.


#6
  1. He created me, so I cant be me if i created 'me’
    2.I cant organise my life, how can i organise a world and universe.
  2. Id cheat on lotto too much.

#7
  1. Im lazy
  2. Not enough patience
  3. Hate to garden, hate bugs, hate spiders–See I have no AGAPE LOVE:crying:

#8

I only need one reason…I exist.


#9
  1. heart
  2. liver
  3. lungs

#10
  1. Solipsism is just silly
  2. Other people know that I exist
  3. If I’m omniscient, how come I can’t come up with something to round out a list of three?

#11
  1. When I talk, STUFF doesn’t come from it, just words.
  2. Much as I pretend to, I don’t know everything.
  3. If I was God, I would make it so that I owned a Wii. I don’t yet own a Wii.

#12
  1. i love him too much to soil His name with my lame impression of Him

  2. i cant keep my room clean for more thana week

  3. i care way too much about my family to leave them to be god


#13
  1. I struggle with sin.
  2. I’ve created nothing.
  3. I barely know what my family’s thinking, let alone the whole world.

#14
  1. I’m not wise enough.
  2. I’m not omnicient.
  3. I’m impatient.

#15
  1. Alone, I cannot save myself from the gates of hell.

  2. I cannot forgive sins on my own.

  3. I fall too much and I’m not perfect.


#16

For starters

  1. I know who my parents are.

  2. I know my birthdate.

  3. I don’t know what will happen 1 second from now, let alone what will hppen in 10 years.


#17
  1. The universe would be a wreck if the same artistic and organizational skills that I apply to my office were to be applied to creation.
  2. I can’t even get my kids to obey me, much less the winds and seas.
  3. A die hard Red Sox fan as God? Puhleeze! My first day in office I would wipe out New York City.

#18
  1. I would send half of the Yankees to hell. (Shame on me for even thinking that).

  2. I have messed up things so badly I can’t even count how many times.

3.I probably would have destroyed the Earth on Good Friday.

Thank God I’m not God.


#19

I’m:

  1. finite
  2. created
  3. capable of sin

Blessings,

Gerry

PS: The real reason is the same as why I am not St. Peter, or St. Paul, or and angel. God is God and I am me.


#20
  1. I don’t wanna be God.
  2. My kids don’t want me to be God.
  3. The job’s already filled.

My dogs think I am God…but they’re not a reliable source…:smiley:


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