- I’m too lazy.
- Nobody “gets” me!.
- I can barely keep track of my own day. How am I supposed to manage all those prayers?
I’m not smart enough.
I’m not nice enough.
I tried being God for awhile, but that didn’t work out, so I backed off of that plan and went submissive to the REAL God.
too much pride!!! :rolleyes:
not enough patience!!! :banghead:
too lazy!!! :yawn:
I never put in an application for the job.
when satan wanted to be like God he was cast into hell. he was selfish, and a liar, and the father of the lie. he wanted the worship that God has.
no one should want to be God. and iam glad that iam me.
I only need one reason…I exist.
i love him too much to soil His name with my lame impression of Him
i cant keep my room clean for more thana week
i care way too much about my family to leave them to be god
Alone, I cannot save myself from the gates of hell.
I cannot forgive sins on my own.
I fall too much and I’m not perfect.
I know who my parents are.
I know my birthdate.
I don’t know what will happen 1 second from now, let alone what will hppen in 10 years.
I would send half of the Yankees to hell. (Shame on me for even thinking that).
I have messed up things so badly I can’t even count how many times.
3.I probably would have destroyed the Earth on Good Friday.
Thank God I’m not God.
PS: The real reason is the same as why I am not St. Peter, or St. Paul, or and angel. God is God and I am me.
My dogs think I am God…but they’re not a reliable source…