I recently went on a blind date with a born again. I got to the coffee shop early because I was told she is always on time. I got my drink and sat down. Soon a beautiful girl walked in and I stood to greet her. It was her finest moment. I was unaware she was a kool-aid drinker.
I was naive to the born again subject so I asked. Oops…my bad. This began a 3-hour lecture. So her catholic dad is in hell and I will join him where my skin will be burned off me for enternity. People with AIDS deserve it? Gays have no rights? My mouth must have been open the entire time. I could hardly believe my ears. I could not even argue, because she had memorized passages. Anyone know any good anti-born again arguments?
Whew it is over now, the scary lady went away