I got to Mass early and as I was kneeliing and praying an old couple across the isle from me broke the silence with a conversation about why they were here for Saturday Night Mass instead of going to Mass on Sunday morning. They are both hard of hearing and here's how the conversation went in loud voices so they could hear eachother:
Old Man: "I just don't understand why we had to come tonight."
Old woman: "How many times do I have to tell you??"
Old Man: "Well, you have never minded telling me other things over and over again."
Old woman in a quieter voice: "That's because you never listen."
Now I'm cracking up. I'm really trying not to and while trying to stifle my laughter little squeeks are coming out of my throat and I am just shaking with laughter and tears are rolling down. Finally they settled down but it was so darned funny. I could not control my laughter.:)
Just had to share.