Pirates Of The Curmudgeon Dead Mens Cup ☠️

The students may have caused me some brain damage this first week… um, I don’t get this. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Explain yourself. :older_woman::smoking:

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Remember that time Tomyris put shrooms in the coffee and we all went back in time to 1986, and we had to save some Humpback Wales so Aliens didn’t destroy the Earth, and Christofirst was skinny dipping in Sea World and he mind melded with a pregnant wale, and we had to explain he’s just a hippy, and we are really from the future… Sighs… Good times… Good times…

But don’t remind me of the time we went back in time to 1955… Those aren’t pleasant memories… :unamused:

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How well I remember that day! Later, I went swimming with a captive killer whale named Willy, and I set him free :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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What I didn’t know was that Willy was a psychopath who terrorized Richard Harris for singing MacArthur Park, but that’s another story :unamused:

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Um, are you two feeling all right? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Ima thinkin they’z bin hittin the rum keg.

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Arrrrgh. I knew it were a bad idea to put extra long drinking straws in the lid of that there keg. :angry:

I says we gets these boys a stern taskmaster to make them right their wrongs.

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No not at all this is worse than the time we drank tequila and traversed through the dimensions with a drunk Mark Twain and those snotty kids and accidentally met the Devil himself… What a total creep! :rage:

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@Governator, @christofirst

Sighh… memories!

:sob::sob::sob:

What times they were, before this Curmudgeonarium became a gossip and self-help group…

:roll_eyes:

I have nothing to add…

Apart from this…

Some of us are still adjusting to the “new CAF”… :unamused:. Dang changes… :angry:

So glad I don’t have to face a class of modern kiddies, and they should be grateful they don’t have to face me.

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So that was you stomping around my front lawn, making fun of Ike, and throwing a fit about your smart phone not working.

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Sure let’s go with that… :unamused:

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I thought this was great… a satire site getting “snoped” (and I love the BabylonBee!)

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In the same vein, I was rather pleased with myself when the CAF AI automatically flagged one of my Mudgie posts as “abusive”. :smile:

The Curmudgeon High Council now offers in perpetuity this valuable award to anyone who can get their Mudgie post flagged!

So far, I’m winning. :smiley:

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:hushed: Oh, what fun! Which post was it? Do tell. :older_woman::smoking:

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I wish I could satisfy your curiousity! It was about a year ago and I can’t find it in the morass of mail and notifications from CAF. :frowning:

But IT DID HAPPEN!. Trust me. :angry:

I’ve really got to get started on work. It’s nearly 9:00 Monday, and it’s looking like winter has returned.

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ps. Good luck with getting the award for yourself!

You deserve it! :grin:

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To the best of my knowledge, I’ve gotten exactly one (set of) flag(s), with post removal.

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Ahoy !!:smiley: :desert_island:
A mirage oh well…time for a snooze :unamused:.

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It would have been nice to get off this boat for a bit of shore R&R!

Oh well. :unamused:

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Arrrg! None of you swabbies can go on liberty until you finish swabbing and Holy Stoning the deck, and quit pooping on the poop deck.

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It’s all in paper bags, sprayed with lighter fluid and lit. Ready to be stomped out.

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Gearing up for Halloween are we? :jack_o_lantern:

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