Has anyone had the same experience?
When one is in church and find oneself incapable of looking to the left or the right without seeing some teenage girl’s underwear sticking out of the back of her pants.
I keep expecting lightning to strike either me for seeing it, the girls for having no respect, or their fathers or mothers for having no sense. I don’t think there are more than a handful of young women in my church – which is pretty conservative – who have not at one time or another exposed most of the congregation to their lingerie. This is troubling.
So I’m asking for a truce. Women, I promise to be more attentive to your hair, your sparkling wit, or whatever it is about you that leads to such embarrassing displays, if you promise to quit showing me your underwear, your belly-button rhinestones, and your love handles.