Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections


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**Resounding Victories In All States, Counties, Cities, Towns
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November 7, 2006 | Issue 42•45
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WASHINGTON, DC—After months of aggressive campaigning and with nearly 99 percent of ballots counted, politicians were the big winners in Tuesday’s midterm election, taking all 435 seats in the House of Representatives, retaining a majority with 100 out of 100 seats in the Senate, and pushing political candidates to victory in each of the 36 gubernatorial races up for grabs.


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No more GOP “rubber stamp” congress! :thumbsup:


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I love TheOnion :smiley:


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I knew they could do it!

100%!

Every seat!

Who could have guessed it?

:smiley:


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