Okay, I’m kind of excited. There’s a Catholic Church…oh…I’d say about two seconds from where I live. I called the priest tonight (very nice guy…80 freakin years old and goes hiking all the time). I’m supposed to meet with him to “chat” Monday. But I think he’s got the idea that I’m going to wait till October to start RCIA and then wait till NEXT EASTER VIGIL to come into the church.
Is there any way I can whine and beg and nag and plead to speed that up? Sometimes I think I’ve studied so much I could practically TEACH those classes. And then of course other times I feel like I know nothing because the Catholic faith is quite old and quite huge.
That’s a whole year, kids. I’ve got to get in earlier than that.
(This whine is now over. You may now return to your lives)