I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT!!!
And now I am banned.
(Above quote (except for the banned part) is from The Blues Brothers, spoken by Jake Blues in explaining why he stood up us bride (Carrie Fisher) at the altar).
Alas, I don’t want to do it, but this is the ban thread. So, YOU ARE BANNED!!!