Is there any suitable or adequate way to reply to these remarks?
“Christianity- The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Yeah…makes perfect sense”
“Prayer: the idea that God’s plans are so unimportant that he’ll change them if you ask him to”
“Christianity is 2,000 years old. Mankind is older. So how come nobody knew about God and his laws before then. No one could be absolved of sin. Nobody even knew what constituted as a sin. Did they all go to hell without a chance to save themselves? Jeebus was a little late, no? Explain. If you can.”
“Christianity: the belief that a Jewish god-man who was his own father can make you live forever if you eat his flesh and drink his blood, which is magically transformed from wine and bread, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he will remove an evil force from you (which he created and can destroy at any time) which present in everyone because a woman ate a magic apple after being tricked by a talking snake who he also created. Okay…”
For the record, I’m not “trolling” or anything… I just want to know a suitable defense against such harsh comments in the case I ever get attacked by this again.