The Governator is neither for or against KISS but was promised food and coffee.
TheLegend being 1Lord1Faiths shroom guy hooked them up and 1Lord1Faith sprinkled some onto a delicious home made triple cheese vegetarian pizza.
The Governator being the pious monk that he is was unaware of the hallucinogenic mushrooms and began to de-evolve into a primordial hominid like off the film Altered States.
1Lord1Faith decided they didn’t need to make a cloud because technology is evil and ventured into the recesses of their mind creating a mind palace full of Kiss greatest hits.
They have not left since and 1Lord1Faith has been sitting in their mind palace smoking hookah and listening to classic rock for the last 12 hours.
Governator woke up in a tree naked in Yellowstone National Park unaware of how he gotten there let alone in the tree since he lives in the Central Valley of California.
Police think he may have stow away on a helicopter then attacked the pilots in a primate rage promptly being thrown from the aircraft where his extra pounds saved his fall in a very large tree.
1Lord1Faith has not been the same since and is now teaching classes on celestial transcendence.
TheLegend was arrested for selling illegal drugs and bootleg designer purses and perfumes from his trunk.