I saw this on a forum in response to Atheist Trolls always bashing Catholics. It’s not authored by me, but I feel it is good enough for me to share. If you get hassled by trolls on religious themed forums, ask them to just recite the Atheist manifesto and leave. It goes like this:
"I am an atheist. I am a soulless biological robot. My mind is simply a computer executing subroutines comprised of instinct and learned behavior. Free-will is just an illusion. Love is also an illusion; it’s a perception created by chemicals in the brain designed to induce reproduction, cooperation, and nurturing behavior.
Morality is a man-made creation, and is subject to the changing whims of contemporary society. There are no absolute truths.
There is no “higher being” so there is no higher purpose to this existence. The purpose of my life is to eat, drink, breathe, sleep, urinate, defecate, and possibly procreate for 7.8 decades, which is the average lifespan of the human animal.
When I am on my deathbed, screaming in agony as cancer eats me from the inside-out, all there will be is “lights out” as my utterly pointless, irrelevant life comes to an end, and I take the final leap into oblivion.
I will then be planted in the ground where worms will feast upon me. This, in turn, will provide nutrients to the soil. Hence the goal of my pathetic existence was to be a bag of fertilizer, making me no better than an insect.
I will disingenuously blame all of the planet’s ills on religion, even though the worst crimes against humanity were committed by atheists.
Anyone who does not share this creed must be “stupid”, “insane”, or “less-evolved”, and therefore must be mocked, ridiculed, or sent to re-education camps until they do. If they continue to deny “enlightenment” they must be murdered for the greater good of the human race. My all-time atheist hero is Josef Stalin.
I swear this to be true, so help me Darwin."