[quote="atassina, post:7, topic:290334"]
You obviously haven't seen the hidden mystical meaning hidden in the lowly tomato. Allow me to parse this out for you. to-ma-to.
to (tow) Jesus told the apostles to throw the net on the other side of the boat. the net filled with fish. the apostles had to tow in the net. the net represents the Church. the fish represent all the people that will join the Church. Therefore if you eat fish you want to join the Church
ma (may) May is the month of Mary. May is the first sound in the word mayonnaise. eggs and oil are used to make mayonnaise. therefore you can use fish oil to make mayonnaise. if you eat mayonnaise or eggs you want to be in the net of the Church.
to (toe) the toe is part of the foot. fishermen step on their nets. they sptubbed their toes while stepping on their nets. therefore if you stub your toe you want to be associated with the net and therefore part of the Church.
You see, if you twist something just right you can find any hidden meaning you want. That's the whole idea. it's just like the Mayan calendar. we know the world will end on december 12. so eat a tomato on dec 12 if you want to be saved. or kiss an Italian and by association you will be saved. if you extrapolate enough you can invent any bizarre concept. happy distorting and obfuscating. always at your service.
I see your piece of cake is Trinitarian, too.