**Today’s Humor - Top Ten Father Corapi Facts **
In the current issue of Envoy Magazine (envoymagazine.com/), Patrick Madrid lists his Top 10 Father Corapi Facts:
*]When Father Corapi does push-ups, he doesn’t push up. He pushes the world down.
*]Father Corapi doesn’t sleep. He waits.
*]Father Corapi can make onions cry.
*]Father Corapi keeps a nightlight on when he goes to bed, not because he’s afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
*]Superman wears Father Corapi pajamas.
*]Father Corapi doesn’t read books. He stares them down till he gets the information he wants.
*]Every night before going to bed, the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Father Corapi.
*]Father Corapi can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
*]Father Corapi’s calendar goes straight from March 3lst to April 2nd. No one fools Father Corapi.
*]Once, a cobra bit Father Corapi in the leg. After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died