A blurb from a recent comedy piece I wrote about Religion in the News: (just for grins and giggles )
The Federal Aviation Administration today announced the signing of a 30 million dollar contract with the Jehovah’s Witnesses. The Witnesses, a cult of approximately 4 million members, believe that only 144,000 people will go to heaven and that number has already been reached. The contract is a five year study on the problem of overbooked airline flights.
I know a bit off topic, but hey, it’s just for fun.