[quote=BibleReader]Supposedly, one of Pope John’s, I think in the 900s, was a woman masquerading as a man. Supposedly she was exposed when she bore a child. Supposedly, after this the Church instituted a procedure where the pope elect exposed himself to a trusted examiner who, seeing his genitalia, announced, “Habet,” “He has,” meaning, “He has male organs.”
And from this very fact we came to the definition Ministerial cycle. It was by this very ministerial period of a woman pope.
And that’s the truth, so help me. And all the brain-dead have further testified to its veracity. And all the witches of the east (MA) and all the witches of west (CA) can verify it from their former lives.
And now you know the REST of the story.
Now children, for our next fairy-tale-come-true, we will give you the inside scoop on pregnant nuns in underground caves of the ancient convents…and how their babies were eaten by their priestl-fathers. Sounds exciting! So,stay tuned.
And hey,remember that going comatose is not an obstacle to religious fantasy! You can still dream can’t you?
And now our pledge of the membership:
“To keep catholics crosswired in a state of defensive frenzy, to help non-catholics in search for eternal opinion.”