Mickey Mouse/Walt Disney
Oprah Winfrey/Dr. Phil
The Passion of the Christ
The first two are meant to be semi-serious. It seems, though, that the only thing that could possibly unite this world (as I’ve heard the anti-Christ will do) is something like a movie. We seem to be divided irreconcilably in our ideologies.
Come to think of it, Disney and Oprah and most movies have much in common: emotional manipulation (if not rape).