I love me some Donald from reality TV to his presidency…
However aside from my disagreement and disappointment on his views about a few moral points that I am greatly disappointed with him about I am very disappointed he doesn’t drink Diet Coke Orange or Coca-Cola Vanilla Orange.
I mean he’s orange and Diet Coke Orange is his favorite drink but flavored orange the two must be compatible.
Are the Communist of foot are they blocking the President from a delicious soft drink that just happens to be the flavor of a citrus fruit that shares the same hues of his skin and hair color?
Would he gain superpowers if he can consumed such a soft drink?
I would say it’s the Freemasons but regrettably he might be amongst their ranks… Unless he’s a double agent?
Unless he doesn’t like the taste of blood oranges…
Maybe it’s a vampiric plot to control the masses with no Nosferatu blood is Donald Trump a vampire hunter?
We know the Reptilians are vampiric and feed off psychic energy and blood.
Yes I believe the Reptilians are at it again and I need your CAF expertise to get down to the bottom of this conspiracy…
Help me to solve this game of shadows…
Edit: This was a satirical thread that was meant to be funny and fun.
I’m making fun of people making fun of Donald Trump hence it’s satirical.
Maybe I went too far with the orange jokes.
I support and voted for Donald Trump as President of The United States of America.