Yet another oldie...do you have?

Yes

Do you have an espresso maker?

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Yes, it’s the form of coffee The Husband (strongly) prefers to drink.

Do you have Bluetooth headphones (not earbuds)? :headphones:

No

Do you have a film camera?

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I have three, actually: two PhDs* and an SLR that used to belong to my dad and is probably nearly as old as I am. All use 35mm film and none are in use anymore.

*“Push here, Dummy”

Do you have an Eastern Catholic parish within twenty miles (32km) of your home?

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No the closest is 83 miles away.

Do you have a swing set?

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No, no need for a swing set.

Do you have a hand-cranked egg beater?

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No, we just use a fork.

Do you have an in-law you prefer not to invite into your home?

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:bomb::boom: YES :bomb::boom:

:confounded:

…do you have an inkwell?

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No

Do you have a recycle place for paper, cans, cardboard?

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Yes

Do you have a paper shredder?

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Yes, a crosscut shredder.

Do you have a dog?

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Not anymore :frowning_face:
Do you have a smart light?

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Yes. In our finished basement.

Do you have a surgical scar?

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Yes

Do you have an air purifier?

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No.

Do you have a motorcycle helmet?

No, and with my back, I’ll never have a need for one…

Do you have a bait-casting reel?

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Nope, no fishing equipment at all

Do you have a meat grinder?

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Yes but I haven’t used it in years.

Do you have an appointment book?

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It’s called an iPhone.

Do you have all of your tax returns from since you first filed taxes?

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No…my first tax returns were probably done in hieroglyphics…

Do you have a fountain pen?

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