I just purchased The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding Catholicism. I saw these and some of them made me smile. Here ya go:
You have a St.Christopher medal in your car
You know more than 15 recipes for preparing tuna fish
You bury a statue of St. Joesph upside down in your yard when you are selling your home
You can name all of Ethel Kennedy's kids
You name your first daughter Mary
You reach into your pocket for a hankerchief,and your rosary falls out
You think twice before ordering a steak on Fridays
You refer to all other religions as "non Catholic"
You have mistakenly genuflected before taking your seat in a theater
You put J.M.J. at the top of your expense report before turning it in to your boss.
You make the sign of the cross before shooting a basket
You suffer from free floating guilt
You have a braided palm leaf stuck behind the corner of the crucifix in your bedroom
You have pinned a tissue to the top of your head to go to church
You have ransomed a "pagan baby"
You know the difference between a "C rated" movie, and an "X rated" movie
You know that a spiritual bouqet isn't something you buy from a florist.